Daddy! Daddy! I got your card again!
Why do you get so upset when they get our cards on their chocolate frogs?
Because, Hermione, it means our cards are not *rare*. I want my card to be like getting Agrippa or something! Imagine kids saying, "I finally got Ron Weasley! This is the best day of my life!"
Oh, Ron... and to think you used to believe just having your face on a card was all you could wish for...